Brazilian GP: Red Bull preview

SAO PAULO SURVIVAL GUIDE PART ONE Brazil is like a drug that Formula One can't get enough of. With great food, powerful drinks, intoxicating music (but not as intoxicating as Caipirinha) and beautiful people, what's not to like? Over the years,...

SAO PAULO SURVIVAL GUIDE PART ONE

Brazil is like a drug that Formula One can't get enough of. With great food, powerful drinks, intoxicating music (but not as intoxicating as Caipirinha) and beautiful people, what's not to like? Over the years, we have even learned to appreciate the 'minimalist' paddock facilities. But, like any drug, there comes a time when it's best to Just Say No!

Here are some questions to which, when in Brazil, you really should answer in the negative:

"Is that a real Rolex?"
"Would you like an eighth Caipirinha?"
"Should I stop at red traffic lights?"
"Would you like to meet a very pretty girl I know?"
"Is that really a girl?"
"Would you like more meat?"
"Would you like me to park your car?"
"Have you considered getting by with just one kidney?"
"Should I stop if a car runs into the back of me?"
"Will my wife believe the worn g-string she finds in my suitcase is a gift for her?"

-credit: red bull

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