Most drivers and their crews work really hard to successfully compete at major racing venues such as the Streets of Long Beach. Many hours are spent practicing pit stops, coming up with the exactly right set up, and developing strategies. Drivers have to train like crazy. The end result is usually something that looks easy and is awesome to watch.
But, I am here to tell you that all this work is no longer necessary, at least for sports car racing. And, it does not apply to Muscle Milk Pickett Racing’s Klaus Graf and Lucas Luhr. We believe that these guys could win riding a pink Vespa regardless of what the other teams brought to race. But, for everyone else, we suggest you sit with us at the Media Lunch. It did wonders for two teams, and we are taking full credit for making these wins happen. Their crews’ hard work had nothing whatsoever to do with their achieving class wins at Saturday’s ALMS. I’ll explain.
In the olden days, drivers were sprinkled around the tent at the Media Lunch so that nearly everyone had a driver or two at their tables like so much pixie dust. Since then, there is a newfangled way to run this event which involves giving drivers reserved tables so it was possible that there were few drivers at any non-reserved tables. However, if you have ever tried to get drivers to do anything, you will know that trying to get them to do something you want them to do is a lot like herding cats. Which means that, we ended up with lots of drivers at our table. Meow.
Unfortunately, there was not enough of the good stuff left to allow our good friend, Tommy Drissi to win in his Prototype Challenge, even though he did sit with us. Instead the win went to Core Autosport car #05. This was, of course, not our fault. And, it was also not our doing that the #30 car for NGT Motorsport that won the GTC class. They must have used the things that other racers use to win, all that hard work and stuff. We are very willing to help them win more easily next year!
So, remember, sports car drivers! Our names are Jeff and Lisa Davidson. In order to win at Long Beach, you need to sit at our table at the Media Lunch in order to win here. Unless you want to do all that hard work and stuff and even then, there is no guarantee!